Straight out of Reno 911
Either one of two things I witnessed over the weekend:
1) Drunk driver smashed into one of the cars parked on my street and totalled the side not facing the street. That's some pretty impressive (and scary) drunk driving skills.
2) Mother-Daughter duo at yardsale: Mom (mid to late 30s): missing entire top front row of teeth and wearing a black shirt that reads "If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my daughter." Daugher: 18-19 years old, 6 months pregnant, wearing sweats with "JUICY" on the ass and t-shirt that reads "If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my mom."
1) Drunk driver smashed into one of the cars parked on my street and totalled the side not facing the street. That's some pretty impressive (and scary) drunk driving skills.
2) Mother-Daughter duo at yardsale: Mom (mid to late 30s): missing entire top front row of teeth and wearing a black shirt that reads "If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my daughter." Daugher: 18-19 years old, 6 months pregnant, wearing sweats with "JUICY" on the ass and t-shirt that reads "If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my mom."
